:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
