We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
Randomize
