i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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