My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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