Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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