we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i just ordered a pitcher of margaritas for me and a friend but she called and canceled. oh well, looks like im getting trashed alone.
the waiter who hardly speaks english told me "i go get your medicine now"
this medicine is soooo good.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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