Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
My dad is sitting where you rode me
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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