i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
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