She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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