What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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