In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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