none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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