new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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