She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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