I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
you never un-have a 4some
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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