shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
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