i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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