thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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