Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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