grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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