Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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