He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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