We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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