bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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