Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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