i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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