is wine microwaveable?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Randomize
