GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Randomize
