The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Randomize
