I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
it was like eating out sand paper
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Randomize