I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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