Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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