You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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