Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
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