Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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