he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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