it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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