Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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