so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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