We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Did I show you my penis last night?
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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