Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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