I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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