if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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