Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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