question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
My vagina is officially offended.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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