im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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