Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize