bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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