Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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