Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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