dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
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