i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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