if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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