We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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