I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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