Your tits are I can't wait for
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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